Humor Break

Unfortunately, my source for this received it from a source who he is unable to identify. (A little Plame gate here, too,)

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered his fourth grade classroom.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.  Who said 'Give me Liberty or give me death.'"?

She saw a sea pf blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very Good!"

Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, the only response was from  Subrahmanyam: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863" he said.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that she demanded.

Subrahmanyam put his hand up: "General Custer, 1862."

At that point a student in the back said "I'm gonna puke." The teacher's glare circled the room, and she asked "Who said that?"

Subrahmanyam: "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled: "Oh Yeah?Su*k this!" Subrahmanyam jumps out of his chair, waving his hand and shouts: "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria prevailing, some one said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Our man Subrahmanyam, frantically yelled at the top of his voice: "Gary Conduit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and hit the floor.

And as the class gathered around their fallen teacher, someone said "Oh Shit, we're fu*ked!," and Subrahmanyam said quietly:
"George Bush, Iraq, 2005"

Comments

[Foster]

So very funny.