Ms Malkin, aka the Queen of Hearts, lets her obsession with ill-attended tea-parties rest for a moment, in order to express her amazement at the all-powerful Obama.
One might think that when she refers to him as the "Obamessiah" she is mocking him. One would be wrong. For it is Obama who is responsible for gossip columnist Perez Hilton getting into a spat with a contestant for Miss USA. (Of course Mr Hilton bills himself as the "Queen of all Media" while poor Michelle is only the Queen of Hearts - unable to cut off nearly as many heads as she would like. Maybe she's jealous?) President Obama also controls the mouth of Janeane Garafalo.
And of course, he, and he alone, turned "the nightly airwaves ... into a soft-porn cesspool last week as liberal journalists derided and slimed hundreds of thousands of Tea Party protesters."
You see it is Obama who is to blame for the incivility and the coarseness. She is aghast at "sophomoric sexual slang" when the media uses words like "nuts" and "full-throated."
Which is why we can expect another outraged rant from Michelle tomorrow - one in which she roasts Rupert Murdoch and the NY Post for today's headlining of an article about a mother putting her children out of the car "MOTHERCHUCKER."
Even though she was powerless to decapitate the Mad Hatter, Michelle can at least voice her support for torture. She'd have no problem justifying the torture of John McCain by the Vietnamese.